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What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
What did the limestone say to the Geologist?
DON’T TAKE ME FOR GRANITE!
How do you cut the sea in half?
WITH A SEE SAW!
How do trees get on the internet?
THEY LOG IN!
How can you tell a tree is a dogwood tree?
BY ITS BARK!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A palm tree!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
Because he used a honey-comb!
Why did the firefly get bad grades in school?
He wasn’t very bright!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What goes zzub, zubb?
A bee flying backwards!
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
On flying saucers!
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors
What do you call a fish without an eye?
When should you buy a bird?
When it’s going cheep!
Where is a rabbit’s favorite place to eat?
Why does a sea gull fly over the sea?
If it flew over the bay it would be a baygul!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No I deer!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!
What was the first animal to go into space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What is the snake's favorite subject?
Why was the ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were “ants!”
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a talking parrot?
A walky talkie!
What do you call a fly in your butter?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To see Pluto!
Why don't aliens eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What is an Astronaut’s favorite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
What do astronauts like to read?
What does a skeleton say before he eats?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?
Where is pop corn?
What runs faster, cold or hot?
Hot, because you can catch a cold!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
What has a bed that you can't sleep in?
What did one leaf say to another?
Leaf me alone!
How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
“You may have graduated but I’ve got many degrees!”
What is a rocks favorite cereal to eat?
Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide!
How do Scientists freshen their breath?
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
Nothing, Oceans don’t talk… they just WAVE!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
Try and be more PACIFIC!
What do computers like to eat?
What can run, but cannot walk?
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!